Friday, October 29, 2021

I Could Probably Become a Professional Track and Field Athlete

I Wanted to Be An Olympic Athlete But My Parents Wouldn't Let Me Become One

My Parents Would Not Let Become a Varsity Athlete When I Was in University. They Ruined My Career.

I Wanted to Hang Out With My Neighbour More Often But For Some Reason It Did Not Work

Also my father is an idiot who is in jail rightnow. I wish that my neighbour would give me back my doll.

The Friends That I Had In Jr. High Were Such Losers

Pretty much every teachar that I had in high school(with the exception of a few) was a complete idiot. One time someone harassed me while I was at M.R.U.

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I Can Run Olympic Times For the 1500m and The 800m in Track and Field

Sunday, October 24, 2021

My Friend Jenn is Stupid and Fat

Also Becky Iwonicky might not be a faster runner than me but she can probably outrun my friend Haley Digel.

Malindi Elmore is Only Good at Running Ha ha!

Katie Lodge Attempted to Join the Canadian Olympic Track Team

One Time I Attempted to Outrun Malindi Elmore's Personal Track and Field Time

One time I attempted to outrun Malindi Elmore's personal best 1500m time and might have succeeded too if my father had not been such a fool and if my friend Riley had not been such a bad motivator.

Katie Lodge Actually Is a Good Dancer

I Can Invent the Best Dances

One Time I Biked 50 km to Gat to a Calgary Track Meet and Still Attempted to Race Jessica O'Connell

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Today I Was Punished For Trying to Run Away From The Olympic Team

Katie Lodge Running With Heather Sim

I'm a Very Talented Creator

I also Triied to become a professional model.

My Parents Were Crazy

I Attempted to Become a Famous Tightrope Walker and Gymnast

Katie Lodge Is a Better Cyclist Than Jessica O'Connell and Faye Stenning

I Have to Outrun Jessica O'Connell or I am Going to Be in A Lot of Trouble

Heather Sim Was a Faster Runner Than Katie Lodge

I Was The Fastest Runner at My Jr. High School

My Stepmother is an Idiot and Wants Me to Be One Too

Sunday, October 17, 2021

One Time My Father Nearly Made Me Harass Melissa Bishop-Nriagu On Facebook

One time my father nearly made me harass the athlete Melissa Bishop-Nriagu on facebook when I needed some information about the Olympics.

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

For Some Reason Everyone Tried to Ruin Katie Lodge's High School Running Career

For some reason everyone tried to ruin Katie Lodge's high school running career and now she is thinking of suing.

I Like My Friends Jessica and Haley

I like my friends Jessica and Haley. They are cool.
Ps. If you don't like the fact that I have not been belted before you can blaim my father.