I Attempted to Join Canadian Olympic Team In Existance and Also Nearly Became an Olympic 800m Runner

I Nearly Became a Famous Olympic High Jumper

I Could Race Laura Muir. I Even Challenged Her to a Race.

I Nearly Had Melissa Bishop's Tattoo Put Into My Foot

I Used to be Heather Sim's Sex Slave

I Attempted to Compete at the Tokyo Olympic Games and Would Surely Have Raced Muir, Klosterhalfen and Mu Had I Been There.

I Hate the Family That I Come From and Wish That I Came From a Really Cool Olympic One Instead